You’re cordially invited…

…to jury duty.

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It was not engraved.

It has been a number of years since my last summons to court for jury duty. The last time I was invited my number was never called so I didn’t even have to report. Since I abhor writing sub-plans, I can only guess that this time my number will be called. I have been watching reruns of the Good Wife, Boston Legal, and Law & Order to bone up on my legalese.

LAW & ORDER -- "Vaya Con Dios" Episode 24 -- Air Date 05/24/2000 -- Pictured: Sam Waterston as Executive Assistant District Attorney Jack McCoy  (Photo by Jessica Burstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

Honestly, I haven’t watched L&O since he left…it’s just not the same.

I have also seen 12 Angry Men; I am in no mood for a biased jury.

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It might be advantageous to be on a jury with this guy….

santa jury

Unfortunately, I am pretty sure we are coming into his busy season, so he might be excused.

I still have a few weeks to decide what to wear when and if I am called, but I think I will steer clear of the following:

jury liz lemonAfterall I follow the “never wear white” after Labor Day rule.

I am a law-abiding citizen, so if called, I will go…

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I just pray I can keep my big mouth shut!

Have a great week!

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3 comments

  1. Nana Diana says:

    If I were you – I would just plead insanity when they call you in- automatic OUT! lol Make sure you are chewing on your left hand when you tell them that (if you are right-handed-don’t want to wreck your dominate hand). Just a thought…..xo Diana

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